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“Crushing Forever (Sou from Sexy Zone) Words:1216
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It’s been a week since I graduated from high school. Ever since, I’ve been lazily lounging around my apartment watching anything and everything on tv. College is still a...

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Crushing Forever (Sou from Sexy Zone) 

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It’s been a week since I graduated from high school. Ever since, I’ve been lazily lounging around my apartment watching anything and everything on tv. College is still a few months away from now so I don’t have a care in the world. Currently, my friend Ayame was hanging out with me while we were clicking through the channels to find something even a tad bit interesting to watch. When I clicked on a certain channel, Ayame immediately grabbed the remote out of my hands.


I asked her, confused, “What are you doing?”


“Baka! Matsushima-kun is on tv!” She exclaimed pointing at the screen. I turned my head toward the screen and just like she said, he was on tv.


I looked back at her unamused, “Just because we went to the same high school as him doesn’t mean you have to make a big deal about it.”


“Aww come on. A lot of his fans would trade their soul to be in the same school as him. And admit it, you’ve had a crush on him too.” Ayame explained. I hid my blush as I looked back at the screen. I’ve always liked him but it’s just that… it was likely that he didn’t return his feelings for me.


My eyes widened when the host of the show asked him, “So Matsushima-san, there’s been rumors that Kitagawa Johnny has given you permission to date. Is this true?”


“Uh hai, the rumor is true.” He answered which made the entire audience gasp.


“Is there a specific reason why he has allowed this?” the host added.


“Yes, I’ve had this crush on a girl in my high school for a long time… and I’ve always wanted to know if she likes me back.” and the audience responds with a big ‘awwww’.

“Kawaii! Could you describe who she is?” the host continued questioning.


Sou blushed a little and answered, “Well… she has (H/C) hair, (E/C) eyes, a beautiful smile….she’s a(n) (zodiac)… OH and she always carries this cute bear keychain wherever she goes.”


“Did you hear that ladies? If you fit the description, meet him right outside the gates of the school this coming Sunday at 11:00 am!” the host shouted.


“Mmmhmmm…….WHAT??” Sou reacted late causing the entire audience to laugh.


The host apologized, “Gomen Matsushima-san, Kitagawa-san asked us to bring you here so we could get you together sooner with your loved one!”

“But what if she’s not watching the channel?!” Sou asked freaking out.


“Well we’ll just have to hope then. That’s all for today everyone! Stay tuned for next week’s episode!” The host said and it went straight to commercial.


Ayame immediately screamed into my ear, “OMG Y/N-CHAN!!! YOU MATCH HIS EXACT DESCRIPTION!!!” I cringed and shuffled away.


“So? His description is pretty general.” I said trying to deny the facts.


She successfully interrogated me, “Name someone else who used to carry a teddy bear keychain on her pencil box?? HUUUUUH?”


At last I finally gave in.“FINE I’LL GO!! But I still don’t think it’s me.”


“Okay I’ll come back here on Sunday to get you ready for his confession!” She decided, trying really hard not to fangirl. But could it really be me? I guess I’ll have to wait till Sunday to know.


Few Days Later


“Ayame-chan do I really have to go?” I asked her for the millionth time as she shoved me out the door.


She immediately answered, “Yes! I didn’t spend a complete two hours making you look perfect for nothing!” and I sighed in response.


When we arrived at the host’s area, we saw a lot of cameramen and reporters which made me even more nervous. Of course if you announce the time and place of a Johnny’s confession on national television, every member of social media would come. No matter how nervous I was, there was something that really made my heart shatter…


The most popular girl in school, let alone our class, was standing at the mentioned spot, with many of our classmates swarming around her. I saw that she was carrying a bear keychain to her purse. This is terrible! Either she’s going to lose her popularity reputation or… gulp… I get embarrassed on national television.


“Don’t let her get to you Y/N-chan, Matsushima-kun would never go for a girl like that.” Ayame said trying to support me. She calmed me down just a tiny bit before I approached my opponent.


The popular girl noticed my presence, “Hi, I’ve never seen you around before, but I’m glad you came to cheer me on.”


“No… actually I’m here because I fit his description” I replied and she and her supporters glared at me.


She immediately noticed the bear keychain I’ve attached to my shoulder bag, “So you have the guts to stand up to the great Chiyo-chan? I’m impressed. It’s sad that you’re going to get turned down by him. Really a shame.”


Of course being the best friend she is, Ayame came into the conversation to roast her, “You shouldn’t be so sure of yourself princess, Y/N-chan has a very beautiful smile unlike your ogre face, Fiona.” which really pissed off Chiyo and her supporters. As much as that made me laugh, I still had doubts about this. Sou was a very well-known idol, and Chiyo was our prom queen. They’re perfect for each other!


After a few more minutes of tension, a limousine appeared and Sou hopped out with a single rose in hand. Bright flashes went off from the immense amount of cameras. Once they died down, Sou approached the two of us looking utterly confused.


He guiltily stated, “Oh… I’m sorry, I didn’t know two people matched the description…”


Chiyo replied in a proud expression, “It happens Sou-kun. Come on let’s get it over with.” This was ridiculous. It’s obvious he was going to ask her. I should’ve known. I would leave but all the video cameras were rolling and I can’t act like a coward.


It took a moment before he turned to face the popular girl. I put my head down in embarrassment. I knew I shouldn’t have come!


“I’m sorry I brought your hopes up…” He apologized briefly bowing, surprising her and her supporters. Some of them even fainted in shock. I lifted my head back up because I was shocked as well. Chiyo was speechless from the shock.


Sou turned to face me and held out his rose.


“Y/N-chan, it’s you I’ve had feelings for all this time… w-will you go out with me?” he asked with a genuine smile. I blushed heavily while I took the rose and hugged him.


To prevent me from screaming in happiness, I answered in an extremely low voice, almost a whisper, “Of course I will.” I was almost blinded by the amount of flashes photographers took of this scene. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see a verrrrry pissed prom queen. She stormed off while her followers trailed behind her like servants. I could also see Ayame almost fangirling her head off.


When we separated from the hug I could see how red Sou was which made both of us laugh. He grabbed my hand and led me into his limousine, and that was when we started our first date.

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ROUND 2: DR PEPPER (coke) VS ENDERMEN (minecraft all of them)

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a bunch of endermen in the end, staring at uALT

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thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

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this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

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these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

i am wrong, what the fuck

Me every time this post comes back

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go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

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why.

I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

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oh what the FUCK WHY

Thanks I hate it.

I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker

To be fair, its not AS bad when you read into detail. But ya. Still like getting slapped in the face with a cold fish.

i’m boutta google why chainsaws were invented now.  feel like i’m going on an adventure.

really speaks to how i’ve been around the internet, that that wasn’t what i was expecting it to be, but it was also really close to what i expected it to be.

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